batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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