We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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