singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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