Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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