Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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