Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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