Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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