is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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