I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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