im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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