why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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