hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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