i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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