Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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