Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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