Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i wish my penis had a tongue
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.