its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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