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• (818): View more from California

  I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.

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  I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs

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• (305): View more from Florida

  If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?

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• (585): View more from New York

  Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter

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