I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.