I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My Sexting was not on an AP level
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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