Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?