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(269): View more from Michigan

Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to

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(708): View more from Illinois

Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me

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(917): View more from New York City

I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.

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(716): View more from New York

So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.

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(614): View more from Ohio

You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year

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(803): View more from South Carolina

She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence

(415): View more from California

shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house

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(606): View more from Kentucky

JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.

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