Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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