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We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Send help, water and tortillas.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
