I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize