currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Congratulations! We have a period
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