How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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