No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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