There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
