Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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