It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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