Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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