i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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