Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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