Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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