i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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