Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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