They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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