About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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