what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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