Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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