absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
smell my finger.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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