And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i need an iv and a liver transplant
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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