Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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