cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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