I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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