Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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