i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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