i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
