Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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