You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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