Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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