nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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