Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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