Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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