is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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