so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Small penises have feelings too.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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