did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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