that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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