Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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