When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.