OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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