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hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available

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(562): hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available http://tfl.nu/v31e

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I just spent $27 on things to pee on.

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(484): I just spent $27 on things to pee on. http://tfl.nu/pmzm

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no one should ever give us hovercrafts

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(847): no one should ever give us hovercrafts http://tfl.nu/uqn3

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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.

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(256): he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed. http://tfl.nu/1iir

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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.

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(586): just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me. http://tfl.nu/oae8

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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.

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(402): my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk. http://tfl.nu/e85f

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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.

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(678): I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head. http://tfl.nu/4u7e

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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.

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(717): Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire. http://tfl.nu/xlxu

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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.

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(717): She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer. http://tfl.nu/9691

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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.

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(401): No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point. http://tfl.nu/wyuo

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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"

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(973): when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!" http://tfl.nu/xs9f

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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.

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(979): We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing. http://tfl.nu/hvhg

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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.

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(484): I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight. http://tfl.nu/pgss

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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester

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(309): yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester http://tfl.nu/2w28

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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!

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(805): Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?! http://tfl.nu/o9wh

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