So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.