Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.