how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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